Cow slaughter is illegal in India, but bulls are mostly fair game. You know why?
Coz that's their payback for copulating with the revered cow!
Ever felt like the walls of the Taj Mahal are talking to you?
That's because they are made of "sangemurmur"!
The next mosquito borne disease should be named paneergunia so that vegetarians don't feel left out.
Chameli-un: a fragrant flower than can change its odour depending on its surroundings!
Those paintings of a black shoe you see at the back of Indian trucks are the original specimens of virtual reality!
Try this. If you're eating and there's a Japanese person around you, have them take a bite out of your food.
Then sing "mera jhoota hai japani"!
Whenever I see a bull roaming around chauda ho kar on the road, I wanna say to him, saale Pakistan ja ke dekh, phir pata chalega!
When there's a drought next year, you'll know that the prayers of millions of frustrated commuters have been answered!
I looked into the pothole filled with rain water and saw the reflection of corruption's ugly visage staring back at me.
Fridays are so sweet, they should be called suchrevaar or sugarvaar!
think when the Counting Crows named their album "August and Everything After" back in the 90s, they had the Indian holiday calendar in mind!
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