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Saturday, 24 September 2016

What the Car Your Drive Says About You


Your car reveals a lot about your personality. So let's see what the car you drive says about you:

WagonR - You don't judge easily and are a little too accepting of ugliness
Maruti Celerio - You just care about economy and basically have no sense of style. You are the human equivalent of a vegetable patty.
VW Polo - You worship German engineering, but this is the only Europe an car you can afford
Swift - There's a high probability that you drive like an asshole and think that you are the only person in India who owns a car
Scorpio - You like exploring the outdoors and want to dominate the roads, but you can't afford a Pajero
White Scorpio - You are a rural badass who believes he owns all the lanes of the road, much like he does a few acres of land in his village and doesn't think any law applies to him. You also have a need to diplay your caste, your faith, and possibly even your family name on the rear windshield.
Fortuner - You have money and power and like to flaunt both. You are not to be messed with and even the law fears you
Endeavour - You have a small dick so you but this monster to compensate
Tata Safari - You make mistakes and show poor judgement like Rajesh Khanna in his movies
Skoda Laura - Haha just the name tickles the juvenile imagination
Mahindra Quanto - You are a gullible fool who'll fall for anything. You really thought you were buying a lifestyle?
Duster - You like the finer things in life, but it's your misfortune that you live in India, so this is the best you could get
Honda City - You think a hatchback wouldn't do justice to your persona and you're too sophisticated for a burly SUV. This sedan from Honda makes you feel like you have access to a world class automobile, so you can hold your head high without having to break the bank.
Audi/BMW/Merc/JLR etc - The potholes , assholes and jams wouldn't change, but at least you can appear superior while struggling to get ahead, side by side with an auto
Corolla Altis/VW Jetta - You are ambitious and like a smooth ride that makes you look good. You want the world to know how well you are doing. Status is important and when the first opportunity comes, you'll upgrade to a BMW or Audi or equivalent!

What the Car Your Drive Says About You


Your car reveals a lot about your personality. There was a time in India that no matter what your personality may have been, you could only pick a Fiat or an Ambassador. Things have now changed and you have more choice. So let's see what the car you drive says about you:

WagonR - You don't judge easily and are a little too accepting of ugliness
Maruti Celerio - You just care about economy and basically have no sense of style. You are the human equivalent of a vegetable patty.
VW Polo - You worship German engineering, but this is the only Europe an car you can afford
Swift - There's a high probability that you drive like an asshole and think that you are the only person in India who owns a car
Scorpio - You like exploring the outdoors and want to dominate the roads, but you can't afford a Pajero
White Scorpio - You are a rural badass who believes he owns all the lanes of the road, much like he does a few acres of land in his village and doesn't think any law applies to him. You also have a need to diplay your caste, your faith, and possibly even your family name on the rear windshield.
Fortuner - You have money and power and like to flaunt both. You are not to be messed with and even the law fears you
Endeavour - You have a small dick so you but this monster to compensate
Tata Safari - You make mistakes and show poor judgement like Rajesh Khanna in his movies
Skoda Laura - Haha just the name tickles the juvenile imagination
Mahindra Quanto - You are a gullible fool who'll fall for anything. You really thought you were buying a lifestyle?
Duster - You like the finer things in life, but it's your misfortune that you live in India, so this is the best you could get
Honda City - You think a hatchback wouldn't do justice to your persona and you're too sophisticated for a burly SUV. This sedan from Honda makes you feel like you have access to a world class automobile, so you can hold your head high without having to break the bank.
Audi/BMW/Merc/JLR etc - The potholes , assholes and jams wouldn't change, but at least you can appear superior while struggling to get ahead, side by side with an auto
Corolla Altis/VW Jetta - You are ambitious and like a smooth ride that makes you look good. You want the world to know how well you are doing. Status is important and when the first opportunity comes, you'll upgrade to a BMW or Audi or equivalent!